I have a cold

So, my sister says I should blog like I e-mail. I like that idea. Except that my sis and I can e-mail a lot about nothing and I don't think I can have a blog about nothing. It would then have to be at least as entertaining as Seinfeld - and if I were that talented, well then I probably wouldn't be working in the field of supply management.

Today I am sick. I sound like a man. It's very attractive. Especially when paired with a red nose and washed out features.

I am going through cough drops like they are candy. They are strawberry. I am pretty sure they only say strawberry because they are pink - because no strawberry I have ever tasted comes close to this. My sister and I are having a debate whether you should record the calories in a cough drop if you are counting calories. I say yes. She says no. I actually don't think you should have to count calories of things that you are forced to eat. But in the spirit of legalism - they are 15 calories a piece. Lame. The whole bag is like the same amount of calories as a Snickers bar. So unfortunate.

I am also using the Puffs with Vicks Kleenex. This is not your ordinary kleenex - it is infused with menthol and has changed my life - or at least the part of my life that is impacted by the brand of kleenex I use. Seriously. If you have not tried these kleenex, run, do not walk, to your nearest drug store. Three people in my life have purchased this kleenex as a result of me talking about it. Kleenex evangelism people. It works. I just read a news story about a family in Australia who's pet python ate their chihuahua. So sad. Except that, you would think that a family owning a python would avoid having small furry animals around. That's like if I owned both a frog and a fly farm. Much too tempting for the frog.

And with that - my blog has perhaps reached a low point.