Anyways, I have always wanted to title a post Blog it Like it's Hot. (mom, this is in reference to a rap song - where the original words are DROP it like it's hot - usually used to describe a person dancing in a provactive manner). And - now that I have a name - I need a topic. And today's topic?
Sandal boots.
That's right. I was reading the Fashion section of the AZ Republic and bam - there they were.
or an even more horrific specimen....
Now what are people thinking?I am sorry for the horrible cliche - but I am a girl and I like shoes. I have even been known to take some fashion risks in this department. But, you will never catch me in a sandal boot.
I like sandals. I like boots. But sometimes you can't combine two good things and get a good thing.
Here are some other things I like - but you can't put together:
* I like my dad. I also like listening to scandalous ghetto rap - but am I really going to listen to "back that thing up" with him in the car? No. That's when you turn on k-love or Neil Diamond.
* Lycra has been a good friend to me. So has denim....but do i think stretch denim is a good idea? Not on most.
* I like words. I also like sweatpants. Should we put those words ON the sweatpants - esp. on the butt? No. (esp. words that say True Love Waits right on the booty? A thousand no's)
So, that's all. I hope none of you are sporting the sandal boots (or abstinence sweatpants) or I will feel really bad. 
2 comments:
where do you find your pictures :) the true love waits sweatpants are HILARIOUS! :)
I did know that ikea has stickers! I LOVE The green viney ones, but I didn't know what to do with them yet...plus, I found those other web sites on my previous blog and for similar money I could get something similar...I'm still unpacking though, so I guess I can't justify buying more yet...but I want to see YOURS! :)
i'll never understand the diet coke drinker who eats a dairy queen treat such as a peanut buster parfait. -j. craig
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