Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Ode to green bean casserole

In honor of thanksgiving, I am dedicating this post to one of the classic Thanksgiving dishes...green bean casserole.


So, pretty much every year at my house I am responsible for bringing the green bean casserole (GBC) to family thanksgiving. Now, I like green bean casserole, and I always just assumed that everyone liked it...what's not to like? Green beans, french fried onions, soup....all mixed together with love. It's a recipe for pure delight.


So, this year I am going over menu plans with my mom for thanksgivng and I say "so do you want me to bring the green bean casserole?" And she gets kind of quiet.

This is no good.

So, I ask "What - do you not like green bean casserole?" And she says in a very mother-y way "I like whatever you make Lindsey...you make what you want." Which is the equivalent of telling your kid "if you had fun, you won" after they just totally screwed up in a sports game or something.


So I probe my mother for more information and it turns out that all these years - no one in my family even likes green bean casserole. No one! They only gave me the green bean casserole responsibility because it had like 4 ingredients, and they doubted my domestic abilities. So, moral of the story? Don't eat green bean casserole out of pity and lead your daughter and sister to believe that her casserole is delicious when in fact, it struggles. I can take defeat. And this year I will wow you all with brown sugar carrots. Prepare to be impressed.
RIP

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is such a touching story. I have lots of comments to leave:
1. I LOVE Green bean casserole.
2. I also love that you call it GBC. I abbreviate most of the food that I eat if it happens to be more than one word. I have no idea why I do this and I thought I was alone.
3. I would feel totally betrayed if my family lied to me like that. What were they thinking? Shame.
4. Your BSC are going to rock the thanksgiving table.
5. I'm at work right now...so I should probably go...

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaha.

oh, lindsey, you bring such joy to my soul. why have you denied me the pure delight of reading your posts for so long?

love,
sari

ps: can i expect an entry on the macy's thanksgiving day parade?

VladHammer said...

HA! GBC - that is wonderful. Shame on your fam for misleading you all this time. Next year you should take the strange, Midwestern delight of jello with carrots. That'll learn 'em.